I'm relatively certain that the only influence evil forces had on your life were the ones that allowed you to have your one hit. It may be the only song worse than "Muskrat Love", and that is saying A LOT.

Great article, btw.. I'm not an atheist.. but that kind of crap almost made me one, growing up. It certainly destroyed my last vestiges of Christianity. Frankly, I don't think that a being that is so great that it could be argued to be both the creator and the body of the universe at the same time.. really gives a…

I wouldn't mind "witnessing" so much if it was actual "witnessing". It's called "witnessing" for a reason. You talk about YOUR sins and how your belief in Christ affects your struggle with YOUR sins. If people like it, maybe they'll join up. You don't tell the other person they are going to hell. If you don't…

I am outraged by your outrage at outrage.

Truth… I give the man credit for a blistering degree of research being put into the topics in his writing. Unfortunately I also have to mock him for putting no research into how to write a story that is not a continuous series of tropes with no pauses in between.

Sorry to interrupt your outrage at the outraged…. but this isn't so much outrage as it is hilarious satire of a grinding annoyance. Try to keep up, hon.

Yes, it is very very wrong. That is what makes it so fucking hot.