Holy fuck, I didn’t know you were going to write something for Jezebel! I’m a fan and thank you for doing this :)

i, too, have lupus and an insatiable love for beyonce. glad you’re feeling better. xoxo

I agree.

Sure, but to the best of my knowledge, medical schools aren’t killing people for their cadavers.

This feels like a hungover tweet made under duress.

I would have cried tears of joy. My sister got me a butter dish for christmas to start my collection.

NO.

I had to go to the police station a couple times to file a report for a missing child and again for when I was mugged at knifepoint.
Can't decide which would be worse: chaos and screaming people storming the doors while I was inside still shaking from the mugging or walking into a police station past that Eviction…

And this just proves what I've know all along - Max is true Catfish King.

This is a pretty stupid way to define 'real marriage'. Here, I'll help you out: a real marriage is when two people get married. If they get divorced later, or had second thoughts before, that doesn't magically make it 'not real' in retrospect.