The worst part about Zayn going solo is the new influx of fans who now consider him to be “cool”. When he was part of One Direction, he was not cool because only prepubescent girls like One Direction (eeeew girls). God forbid we say anything positive about the things that young girls like! And Zayn buys into this as…

I was always taught that if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all. But all those fuckers were idiots. All the songs suck equally.

Or do like me and just take a bunch of pictures of the same thing with different settings and select the one I like the best later. “I meant to do that” is a convenient lie in such cases, but I get a good picture now and then.

They are wearing the absolute bejeezus out of those hats.

I try. I try so hard with Kanye, because I think some of the shit that is rained down on him has at least a little to do with the color of his skin, but good lord that man is a full-fledged man-child asshole. It’s like performance art at this point, but really bad performance art where the guy stands in the middle of…

Stick a finger in him. He’s done.

It’s “Taylor and I,” Kanye. Narcissistic douchebaggery is no excuse for poor grammar.

What if teams could stockpile penalty yardage and cash it in later in the game? You could have a 4th-and-long in the fourth quarter and then redeem your 15-yard personal foul from the first quarter. I feel like most Head Coaches’ heads would explode.

It kind of sucks that of all characters, Noah was the one who didn’t have an arc.
(I’ll show myself out, thanks.)