When you put the whole package together, “Drake promotes album by pretending he was invited to do stuff other musicians are routinely invited to do” is an epic self-own.

that’s actually kinda sad, Drake

Why are so many celebs self-imploding? Is it a Thanatos, death-drive? I would simply enjoy my money and fame.

Only if he was profiting off of it. Was he selling Wheaties box with his face on it?

I think Boseman was a fine actor. It’s mildly sad he never really got a role he could have truly sunk his acting teeth into, but what he did get he tended to elevate a bit.

Have you actually seen his other movies like Ma Rainey’s Black Bottom? Marshall? Get on Up? Sounds like you’re just judging him based off of MCU movies than everything else he did where he was phenomenal.

I think they were talking about Weird Al . but Reasonable Daniel does seem like a nice bloke too.

Ha, I totally thought you were still talking about Al until I got to the farting corpse part and realized where I’d gone astray.  Racking my brain trying to figure out what massive franchise he’d been in as a child.

Flor Pu is really great. She even made Amy in Little Women compelling 

“Kílla Lord Cassidy” sounds like a rapper who is destined to have a prolific yet tragically short career.

Fingers crossed

If it hadn't been for Jerry Lee we would have been deprived the envy he invoked in his other cousin, Jimmy Swaggart, which was thick enough to cut with a knife.

This seems to be the way it works now. Someone is falsely reported as having died, only to actually die a few days later. Weird.

Better than Jerry Lee.

“Party of small government,” people!? So small, it now forces its way into your medical examination room!? 

“Talk to your local Ombudsman about whether an abortion is right for you.”

Well his attorney seems like a right-proper piece of shit. 

Jesus...that statement about the California Governor’s wife is fucking disgusting.  

Fucking hell. And they wonder why victims don’t come forward more often. Is there going to be a sketch artist and a CGI reenactment of the scene too?

No, no, no, they got that all wrong. It wasn’t Jennifer Siebel Newsom that slept her way to the top, it was his former girlfriend, Kimberly Guilfoyle. If you consider where she’s currently at as “the top”.