“If the people are brown- burn it to the ground.”

Iran =! Iraq

“Same thing” - Trump Voters

To be fair, the average neocon warmonger doesn’t know the difference, either.

Pretty sure that pic’s from a Japan-Iraq, game, Patrick. Iran doesn’t have any black on their flag.

In Russia, beer has too much Ovechkin.

Wait till you see it again on ESPN over and over again until LeBron decides to leak that his favorite brunch spot is in LA.

“Jordan would have broken his arm”

I think Sam Amick described it as a “significant bone contusion.” Yeah, here:

I regret that I have but one star to give.

The way it was reported as “pretty much” a “broken hand” by one and a “significant” “hand injury” by another makes me question if this is an actual fracture and if so of which bone.

LeBron with a broken hand:

“He .... has been wearing a soft cast.”

“So you broke your hand. You still have two other good ones.”

But somehow only 9 sentences.

Sometimes i think Billy does this stuff on a dare.

Maybe Rongen is right and everyone else who’s ever seen Messi play and considered him a genius non pareil is wrong, or maybe Rongen, as is the fate of many tap-eaters, has stuffed his mind with so much game footage and needlessly complex theories about how soccer is supposed to be played and has doused all that with a…

It took 11 paragraphs to actually get to the point of this article. That’s amazing.

“Messi’s cranium is much smaller than the average player, and he appears to exhibit signs of brachycephalia. Whereas craniometer readings for Chris Wondolowski are off the charts.” - Thomas Rongen

I did a Google image search to figure out who this was, and he is so generic looking that Google only returned “England”