A better Water Balloon version.

Read the title and immediately went looking for the Standoff commercial to post but you’re a smart man. Now what about these babies? The 360 had some great nonconventional marketing.

That’s nice and all but trying doing it while being chased by the leader of the Crimson Jihad...

because Subaru.

Just wait till the indigenous bird population fights back to protect their nests in the Tree of Souls

Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles. Texas Style.

Pre-disaster, post-disaster, it doesn’t matter. There would be wieners all over the place.

Notice how everyone else gets out of the way? The photographer is at fault for trying to grab what ever is on the ground. Equipment can always be replaced.

“...what kind of pew-pew-pew playcop bullshit is that grip?”

It’s like a subway but smaller, with no means of escape.

“...with no support”

Their history speaks for itself.

Been using the Surge since it came out and everything is great about it except its HR monitoring and seeing as its the same sensor in the Charge, they will have the same issue. If you’re a runner, cardio machine enthusiast, this is for you.

I’m sure Mr. Bean would approve.

For a second, all I saw was the title/GIF and I thought he was being funny by calling it a hover board since everyone uses it wrong...nope.

Also RM Fault. Huge racists that made the Overpasses and exits ramps too shallow and short to prevent buses of minorities coming out to enjoy the beaches.

So easy anyone can do it

Arnold approves