making bets Whitney's alleged bulimia is a red herring for her pregnancy…

YES, FINALLY. I was just thinking TV Club was missing this coverage. The Ugly Betty x Pushing Daisies x Gilmore Girls frame of reference is so on point.

It must be significant Alison remembers her walk back at the end and noticing that third car passing. They did say the victim was run over… so maybe some Lockhart boys on a joyride with the daughter and her troublemaker best friend? I really don't care about the investigation at this point. Just show us the body…