I remember this book, but with the way mulletier cover:

Yeah, I mean it's not the first thing you think of when a cop is pointing his gun at your dog though.

Yes, it's sooooooo blamey to blame the naked girl being filmed naked on a show called dating naked. She's a victim! I want to know exactly what was shown, it's not like vh1 is going to be putting full unblurred pussy shots on their shows and hoping nobody notices

I'm obnoxiously obsessed with my dog and I 100% agree. It's creepy.

That's really not helping things. We either follow the law and the Constitution or we don't.

When the waitress got to the mother/son pairing and asked for a drink order, the child let go of the nipple, squarely said, "Sprite," and promptly reattached himself to the teat for another go."

Good for you. Next time you go, strap this 97 y/o to your back.

why the hell is that image so huge?

Usually I don't relate to Kanye's life, but that is exactly the kind of fear I would have (and will now have even though I am in zero risk of getting electrocuted by paparazzi drones).

I'm kind of surprised Jezebel is making fun of this woman. It seems obvious that the biggest problem with the look isn't really the quality of the costume. If this was a cute, skinny, smiling girl in good make-up, there would be no real issue.

I hated Jess. What an insufferable immature punk. His act was tiresome in The Catcher In the Rye, and the look didn't improve in Stars Hollow. Gah. Get over yourself, child.

So Amber Tamblyn and Alexis Bledel are different people, turns out, which makes this whole no-mention-of-divorcing-David-Cross thing make a lot more sense.

..and she can't afford the specialized care he will need, but she loves him and wants to keep him. She did this in the first place so that she could make money to support her family. This is just such a terrible story all around. I really hope everything works out for the surrogate and those sweet babies.

... and they kept the daughter. I'm going to be busy vomiting up my soul for the next few hours.

yes, though i have to admit, that quick crossfade of her playing a keyboard to a "sample" of a sample was probably my favorite part.

I had to look that up. Here is but one picture that I came across:

Hey it's not the cat's fault

10/10 times:

1. Get rid of your shitty artwork

That's not scary. The ghost is obviously friendly. It just wanted to hold the cameraman's hand, and even closed the door when asked! Check your corporeal privilege, Mark.