This guy's girlfriend (ex, I hope) is now on my bus list. Bitch!

GOD DAMN IT I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!!! WILL MY HOEING EVER BE VIGOROUS ENOUGH?

Man alive, the thought of going commando in a dress is pretty much my worst nightmare. I'm all about the underwear, too, and even if this trend becomes a real thing...I'll happily sport my grandma panties until the day I die. They will become my freak flag.

I doubt this counts as sexual harassment but one night while working a wedding as a banquet server at the ripe old age of 18, I caught the wedding photographer taking pictures of me without my permission! It happened more than once and when I noticed him doing it he would take off and do something else. I know…

Lucky you, most of the popular assholes from my class turned into successful assholes. I can only hope they're suffering silently in the form of say, genital herpes or butt warts.

Shit, I'm a college-educated "too old to be a millenial" woman and I only make $43k a year. I'm right there with you.

What if the interviewee declines his stupid cup of water?

What do I think about the need for it? I don't mind it. I wish I started using it when I was much younger. I have some serious sun damage on my shoulders from a sunburn I got in the 11th grade (like 14 years ago now!) and every time I see those damn giant freckles I think to myself "Shoulda worn the sunscreen to…