Bacon has turned many a Jew.
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heisenbergyo
That has got to be one of the cutest things I've ever seen.
"The drone was found to have traces of marijuana in its system."
It's because it was a turtleneck.
Red looks great on me, and this article makes me want to run out and buy, like, 20 new red things. I hope I piss some stupid people off.
Yep, exactly. (Plus, she's probably not even pregnant.)
Retail employees are capable of re-jumbling letters without it causing them great stress and/or harm, y'all. In fact, it's much better to have a reason to straighten up the letters than fixing them when they're fine because it's 15 minutes until close and you need to look busy.
Retail employee's don't frantically do anything.
if they felt their behavior was so righteous, then why did they edit out the conversation in the first place?
Isn't this the same shitwad who chased a Huracan for an hour and then got his panties in a wad when the Huracan driver called for backup?
I might be gorgeous, talented, successful and rich, but my self esteem is still low enough to date a man with anger issues who beats women.
Really? Cars driving in a circle is a live sport?
Nah, those were Brits. Maybe Germans, too. Those people behave like respectable citizens in their own countries, but like cavemen when they come to Spain.
it's a troll who gets all his ideas about prudish Americans and their constant family reunions from sitcoms.
I think the moral here is that no good comes of sexting your cousin.
I think Beneful looks delicious because it looks like human food while also thinking Dinty Moore looks gross because it looks like dog food. There's no winning.
I hear ya. I haven't gone anywhere in 5 years, the stress of worrying about my dog and cat is not worth it. My vacations consist of days off work, hanging out with my best friends, ie the dog and cat. I don't enjoy flying, I have a pool at my apt, and all the things I really enjoy doing, I can do in my home town.…
This guy is awesome!