Reads like an Onion article.

The last headline should have been used. It really illustrates the issue.

Sorry. And please don't read any news about Manchester, England today.

And yet they keep a page showing a kitten in a bucket being doused with kerosene and then lit on fire. WTF.

Driving to work one morning, a driver pulled out in front of me and then drove very slowly. When I go in the left lane to pass him, he decides to speed up to prevent me from going back in the right lane. Managed to pass him. Drove for 5 miles with him behind me and then we came to the long red light with me turning…

Very adult to wish I'll encounter a semi or cliff edge. You spilled the beans with that post. Now get your sewing circle kitchenette hens together and try again. Your turn.

BTW, a young girl, as you mentioned in your post, can be under 16 or 11 or 8.

I'm back Sybil. Wait, I'm still posting. How could that be.....you had me banned.

If mispronouncing a word makes someone a douche, your douche meter needs recalibrating. Now I need to pick up my dog's:

I would continue but I got more important shit to do like cleaning the toilet. Keep up the good fight!

The word inane fit then and now. Yea, you sure shredded my ass. I'm never gonna post again. Tell your other personality lildong I said hi!

Ok you win. I got shit to do. Keep on being the voice of insanity on kitchette. And If you got me banned how am I still posting? What clout you have. Dipshit.

And whining about a 'whining' thread is so grown up.

But you are crazy. That's the beauty of it.

So I and end up looking like an ass to an anonymous 'woman' poster with a little dong. yea, you really got me.

My reading comprehension is fine. Don't talk semantics to try and prove your inane comparison. Your whole reply is inane.

Your life is sadder than I initially assumed. Hope you get the help you need. Now excuse me I'm due back on planet earth.

What? Are you trying to compare an old person complaining about food to a pedophile? I might be a dicksmack but then you are a really sick fuck.

Yes, I do.

If you depend on other posters to validate your opinion then you are sadder than I thought.