OH MY GOD.

The owner also dressed up as hitler once....whoopsie.

Bless Chris Pratt.

Eye witness is unreliable, many of them could very well be the same person, because:

Shibari(the term for the art of rope bondage) with hair!? Great freaking idea.

I never got why jez hates Macklemore so much.

Did you notice that the hemline on the shirt is sewn unevenly? I'm really curious what kind of designer would allow a piece of clothing to go out the door like that.

But it's still a cock, either way.

Guys, this image is over a year old if I remember correctly.

Jezebel constantly shows that they HATE their readers, so it's not a surprise that they're pulling stuff like this.

IT IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING THOUGH.

So is Jez being run by TMZ now?

Do the world a favor and NEVER be around young kids or immune-compromised people.

Yeah, and no one's expecting high art or fantastic vocals from him.

HIPSTER JESUS IS THAT YOU?

The one time I saw manson live, it was the infamous saskatoon show where he vomited and passed out on stage during one of his most well loved songs.

More like enviable shoop skills.

They used the "play-doh" filter, it seems.

Just searched through my own trash and found the box, turns out it's not mandarin but bitter orange and myrhh! (whoops)

THOSE ARE GREAT, WEAR THE FUCK OUTTA THEM.