Did you notice that the hemline on the shirt is sewn unevenly? I'm really curious what kind of designer would allow a piece of clothing to go out the door like that.

But it's still a cock, either way.

Guys, this image is over a year old if I remember correctly.

Jezebel constantly shows that they HATE their readers, so it's not a surprise that they're pulling stuff like this.

IT IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING THOUGH.

So is Jez being run by TMZ now?

Do the world a favor and NEVER be around young kids or immune-compromised people.

Yeah, and no one's expecting high art or fantastic vocals from him.

HIPSTER JESUS IS THAT YOU?

The one time I saw manson live, it was the infamous saskatoon show where he vomited and passed out on stage during one of his most well loved songs.

More like enviable shoop skills.

They used the "play-doh" filter, it seems.

Just searched through my own trash and found the box, turns out it's not mandarin but bitter orange and myrhh! (whoops)

THOSE ARE GREAT, WEAR THE FUCK OUTTA THEM.

I don't think that's why a depressed person might have issues with seeing movies where mentally ill characters have tons of friends, it's just that more often than not, movies portraying mental illness use peers and social situations to "cure"their mental illness. Think perks of being a wallflower, where the main…

Can we please stop with these kinds of articles?

DUDE. IT'S SO TRUE.

The candle one makes no sense, CANDLES ARE AN AWESOME GIFT, YO.

I really enjoy Cambridge satchel bags, my little one lasted me 3 years before showing any severe wear(I still use it though), and the larger one has not a single scuff after a year. They are at the top of my price range(most expensive one is 200 bucks, so they aren't that expensive, still pricey for my budget though)…

We really owe Kim K for that one.