I'M VERY CONCERNED. WHAT EVEN IS THIS PICTURE? WHAT IS GOING ON?

I'm shuddering at thinking about what the chair looked like after she stood up. It'd be like a human sized slug had sat there.

If it was posted like 5-6 days after the episode aired, then spoilers are sort of a given. But omfg why post a big font title for a spoiler, so soon after the episode. No one has time to watch the episodes the minute they are out.

Well that gives a whole new meaning to "skid marks"

Then again, that's basically like pulling an "I'm sorry you were offended" rather than actually saying sorry for shitty satire, or better yet, just not writing an article in such a volatile fashion.

It's usually okay until the high notes start coming in, then it's like listening to a chicken being slowly burned alive.

THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN'T PAY FOR.

I love beards and facial hair, if a dude can grow a nice one.

This whole story is a mess on the side of shia's team. Seriously, you don't do an event like this without having support, and people who are prepared to handle a worst case scenario.

Just find some terrible MLP fanart for the header, I'm sure someone on deviantart has already drawn rainbow dash in a jar.

Having sex 2-5 times a day shouldn't hurt anything, if you're doing things properly. Not that scary at all when looking at it that way.

It's the "lazy activist" way of doing things. Complain about something, while simultaneously benefiting from said thing.

I also would assume that there was staff/security at an event like this. If Shia really was concerned with the keeping silent/playing the role, it'd make sense to have a person on hand that knows the boundaries and can step in and remove people from the area. If there was security and they did nothing, they need to…

If it was an art installation, where the hell was his security? Usually for performance art of any kind there's someone watching out for everyone's well-being. I've had friends involved in performance art, and it's really important that there's an understanding of boundaries and if that line is crossed, security is…

Pretty bras don't even exist for the reeeaally small of us,though. I'm a 30 AA, and my options are kid's training bras or plain ones that are super expensive.

I really like the pink! I've noticed when gals do the blues/greens it looks like a petri dish though.

I remember bleaching my upper lip, then about a week later I'd gotten a tan and it looked like a permanent milk moustache. BLEACHING SUCKS.

Congrats on that.

She was found by a group of friends after they searched for several hours. She was okay in the end, thank heavens. But it was lucky it was not a busy night, and that all the cards were stacked in her favor...if it had happened in a bigger city than regina...I don't want to think about how things could have ended up.

Joni mitchell is a huge asshat. I think she deserves a terrible biopic.