You mean, kind of like how he does in the very first fucking sentence of the second paragraph? Maybe read the article before being an obnoxious ass.

I know they haven’t played anyone good except the Bills, but it’s still worth noting the Pats are on pace to absolutely shatter their own NFL record for point differential in a season (+315 in 2007, currently at +175 and on pace for +400).

It made more sense at the time. The wrap on Rodgers was that he was a system qb coming out of Cal. There certainly had been Cal qbs who went to the NFL and were disappointing. Rodgers also had time to develop. He rode the bench behind Favre for two years and I think that helped. Heck, it might have even made him…

“A perfect 158.3 passer rating with a hallucinatory stat line: 25-for-31 passing for 429 yards, five passing touchdowns, and a rushing score to boot.”

He hardly ever throws interceptions and when he does it’s usually balls tipped by the intended receiver. A career 4 TDs to INT ratio is pretty unbelievable. He’s the 8th QB to make it to 350 TDs.

We just so happened to pop back in on their lives for an eventful few days and after the credits roll, things will continue on as they had for the past ten years. That’s it.

I switched to the Nats-Cardinal after Geronimo Allison got knocked out in the third quarter. That was... scary. And ESPN showed the replay in slow motion from three fucking angles before cutting to a commercial. 

I weirdly trust the Secret Service to do the right thing and provide personal protection to the former President as they escort him to his new secure living facility away from Washington DC.

Call the cops on your Fox News-brainwashed relatives and try to get their guns taken away next time they start ranting about shooting immigrants on sight. 

De-escalate violent rhetoric. Emphasize shared values with people who disagree with you.  

I’ve begun actively wondering if the military would actually remove him should he not leave when his time is up. I’ve lost faith even in that.

People who type in all caps.

On the bright side, Europeans speaking in German but pausing to say, “Vat the fahk?” in English indicates that America’s role as a global leader is not so tarnished that it can no longer inspire other nations to aspire to this Shining City on a Fuckin’ Hill.

Eh, it ain’t wrong from where I sit. If war means even a modest slowing of the steady stream of cheap shit/streaming services/breads and circuses, it ain’t happening.

As soon as the hot water and internet goes out everyone will immediately abandoned their desire for glorious violent upheaval.

It’s not like this is the first time American Assholes overplayed their hand...

It is possible, but I don’t think it is very likely given his continued popularity among the GOP’s voters. But then again, Nixon enjoyed Republican support on the impeachment issue. . . . until he didn’t, so you never know what single thing could come out in the next 12 months to shift the GOPs opinion.

Mitt Romney will add that this is “probably not what I would have done in the same situation.”

You are greatly underestimating the size, scope and resources of the Christian Dominionist movement in America.

Trump really needs to be careful though because the some in the GOP will only be quiet for so long.