They would mostly cave like the little babies they are. They’d convert to whatever the big bad meanies told them because they’re barely Christians at all and being threatened by a more powerful daddy is scary to them. These people aren’t the ones to fight for what they believe in when there are actual stakes.

The war seems to be: The Right: “You should all be forced to sing our music, pray with us and observe our holidays,” vs everyone else’s, “no, I don’t think so.”

The police officers were not only more than happy to comply, the fucking mayor thinks its disturbing that people blame the police here. Law and order as we know it is being thrown out the window and a depressingly small number of people care at all.

Kinda funny that Ford is mocking them when they started in a similar way. Constant changes to make cars easier to assemble and a focus on vertical integration.  I don’t get all the negativity on Tesla or why anyone would cheer for the most American car company in existence to fail. They are a very young company that…

So a bunch of neo-Nazis in DC, a city with multiple strong minority communities and surrounded by liberal areas in Virginia and Maryland.

I would like to kindly point out that the steak story is a complete fabrication. The evidence of this is simple: It is not physically possible for a steak to be too under cooked. Perfect and overcooked are the only two possible states a steak can be in.

Please tell me you understand that synthetic weed is not actually weed. Please.

I told my wife to be prepared for me to cry when we see this. I’m 35

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I know it’s a very cool and smart move to bag on yet another comic book movie, especially on Twitter, but.................

I’m so conflicted. On one hand, I’m loving Comey’s takedowns. On the other, I’m tired of his sanctimonious vibe and essentially tipping the election because he assumed Hillary was going to win.

My family was in Germany during the war and their strategy of keeping their heads down and hoping it would pass didn’t work. By 1945 most of the homes and the family business had been bombed into the ground and most of the men had died or disappeared in Russia.

Any mention of Civ IV makes me immediately miss Leonard Nimoy.

Now that I’ve seen John Mulaney live a few times, I COMPLETELY see his style in Stefon writing. And I’m sad for not being allowed in the room when they come up with this shit. Mulaney rules.

I just hate Fallon because he’s unfunny and smug, but to each their own.

I don’t know anyone who hated Fallon for breaking. I do know a shitload of people who hated him for constantly and pretty obviously faking it because he figured out that the audience found it endearing when someone lost it. Nothing about it looked natural when he did it. He even sometimes would look directly into the…

Stefon is so good becaues Hader is trying so hard not to break, but Mulaney knows exactly what to spring on him that will get him to do it.

Agreed. And I also get kinda mad at myself at how much I like seeing Hader unable to keep it together and break constantly. But I love it.

I actually get kinda mad at myself for liking the Stefon sketches so much.

It’s tragic how misguided SNL is in thinking “The Californians” is some beloved classic we’re all wanting to see again. Far, far from it.