20s guy: You’re young so you still have a crap load of time to find “the one.” Yes, women who are unattainable or are “projects” can be appealing, but are not worth your time. I was into a girl with a lot of baggage once in my early 20s. Nothing ever happened, but we had chemistry. A month after I decided that she was…

I like how one of the brother’s said that he made a lot of his cards to counteract his brother’s over powered cards.

I don’t too often just post simple observations...but in this case will make an exception..this is just all kinds of awesome! Good on them.

I’m willing to believe that it happened just the way he says it did. However, if it happened that way, I’d say there is a 99% chance that she was doing it because she thinks it would be the best way to hurt her husband.

You typed far too many words to just say “hit it and forget it”!

Ho fo sho.

Big Booty bitches fo' life

Dude #1

And if you can’t find a steaming hot woman, there are loads of streaming hot women on the internet. Heads up though, either way: they both want your credit card.

Fuck that. Discombobulated, hit that shit. Bitches ain’t nuthin’ but hos and tricks.

I think my favorite thing about Kobe farewell tour coverage is that you don’t even mention who won the game, nor do you have to, because the final score is entirely irrelevant.

After a grueling season, these guys finally get to go home, unwind, and let their skeletons climb out of their skin bags. The skeletons of NFL players get to run around and commit crimes and generally just relax. Blow off steam. Get re-energized. When you get up there in age, it’s harder and harder to coax your…

Makes sense. I only really buy Nintendo games these days because they’re consistently very good, and because I have less free time than I used to.

Fallout 5 is just going to be emotes. “We need to negotiate a treaty between the two factions and get them to work with us if we are going to create a new society, but many have been antagonistic towards our world-view of peace through strongarm tactics”. What do you say?” /smiley, /frowny, /goofy, /angry.

I think it’s my favorite post in the entire history of Deadspin. I could read the comments every day for my whole life and never tire of it.

I wonder how calculated Tim’s post was last night. Did he know just how many Deadspin nitwits would miss the snark about the Warriors “losing?” There is no karma in trolling your own readers but there sure is plenty of schadenfreude.

even sold me a spare rear axle (whose shafts I will store in the back of my XJ just in case)

This woman is a true hero. I should celebrate by sending her pictures of my genitals, right?

See, the irony here is that Sam Hinkie himself would be the first one to tell you that comparing players using basic counting stats is next to useless.

To be fair, even if Hinkie got the meeting, he was just going to trade it for a couple of meetings in 2019.