Oxycontin

lol most people don't own thousand dollar olympic lifting platforms and weights silly.

lolwtf, are all their sponsorships going to get taken away if she stops shitting out kids or what?

Can we say that you're officially one step closer to enlightenment?

That is what I was thinking! Fish in one hand, phone on the other, ladies... and GO!

Oh please lord let this lead to a trend of selfies with fish.

I am to the point where I will tell people that are lording their warm temperatures to fuck. right. off. And not even in a kidding, haha way. Just fuck off.

Minnesota addendum:

The metric system America, it's useful and sensible and the rest of the planet uses it. Just a suggestion.

Can we also just say giant, loving kudos to his mom/parents for NOT altering his body when he was a baby? ♥ It's probably a big reason why he seems to have a pretty healthy outlook and acceptance/celebration of himself.

"When you look at the plot of The Sound of Music from another angle, what you get is the story of a badass, financially independent baroness whose fiancé leaves her for the nanny."

No. Nope. Nuh-uh. Light doesn't go faster. The only way to win in a race with light is to *cheat*. That's what a warp drive does. You bend the race track (space and time) so you have a shortcut and beat light to the finish.

Yes, it adds years to your life, but those are the shitty years at the end when you are crapping in diapers and can barely see or hear.

Is the moon getting bigger because of all the space junk hitting it?