He’s Mormon, and whacked out enough to want the Republican governor’s seat in Utah. The gold thing (mildly) startled me, but the food storage sounds totally in line. Plus extra bonus heaven points for leading a flock. Betting there’s a huge cache of weapons. But not even zombies want to cross the plains and…

He’s Mormon, and whacked out enough to want the Republican governor’s seat in Utah. The gold thing (mildly) startled me, but the food storage sounds totally in line. Plus extra bonus heaven points for leading a flock. Betting there’s a huge cache of weapons. But not even zombies want to cross the plains and…

Wait, since when do Republicans care about facts?

I got myself one. She’s very sweet and non-judgmental, as is Dad #2.

When I saw this pic, I thought “Sorry, Putin.” Then I thought “WTF. I would Lewinsky that in half a heartbeat.” Then I thought “He looks kind of like my ex-husband, but I don’t even care.” Then I thought a bunch of other weird political dirty thoughts that I didn’t think were fantasies, but they were in French, so it…

I got unbanked because I am in the SSDI appeal process (like most people who apply), my state aid ran out, and I kept getting $35 fees for an automatic transaction the bank never actually paid. I tried to stop it, but couldn’t. I wasn’t using my account. I was a branch and business banker for this bank - I know all…

I mean, my gay-themed lubricant of choice is System JO (which took me way too long to decipher), but at Wal-Mart? Beats the hell out of some KY. I trust gay men with lube choices.

I guess everyone liked the movie, so....no harm, no foul? Quentin has always been a drama queen. I think prominent black actors wouldn’t work with him if he was an actual racist. Meh, says I. Hollywood is dumb, but movies are cool. I’d rather watch Tarantino than some fist pumping, ‘Murica action movie like American…

I really like the cheeky part of the butt cheek. It’s my favorite part. There’s just so much grabbing, pinching, groping, slapping, spanking, patting, and general admiring you can do with it. This is theft in advertising. I’m as bummed (yes) as teenaged boys were when VS started airbrushing nipples.

I do what I can. ;)

You are correct. Sixth grade is probably too soon for that. I think I was in eighth grade when they introduced “Glory,” and 11th (maybe?) for “Birth of A Nation.” By then, we had a good understanding of how to think criticially and discussed the content as we went along. Yikes.

Just, why? What in the ever-loving fuck is the reason this dead horse (which was really more of a defective mule to begin with) is being beaten into a standing position again? Why do things like Twilight have to exist in the world? Why can’t anyone get grammar right the first time? Isn’t that why people pay editors?…

I’d say the Irish got schoolyard bullied compared to black peoples’ Gitmo detainment. Sorry your lunch money got stolen and your Facebook got hacked, Mikey. I hear your family’s moving to the country. We got waterboarded and rectally fed while forced to stand in one place listening to Fred Durst all day and no one…

I was just going to ask if that’s what it was. I thought they only showed that as commentary, like Leni Refinstahl propaganda to understand the Nazi machine? I’m legit terrified if they’re showing BOAN as anything but well-labeled propaganda.

No one ever sold me on “states’ rights” but when I got older, I had a teacher who made it extremely clear that slavery was the backing for the economy, and humanity took a back seat until the $ couldn’t be ignored. A jaded ethnohistorian at 16.

“Unfree labor,” “unpaid hereditary slaves,” “chattel servants,” I can keep going if you want synonyms?

AAAHHHHH!! You hit the puppy lottery. This is what I mean. Grown up mellow, puppy cute. It’s not realistic with breeding (I’m not a monster with a Russian teacup site!), but man, it would be nice. Maybe your dog is the German Shepherd equivalent of Webster.

So when are we getting perma-puppies? Like, housetrained, grown up dogs that look and look like puppies forever? Why isn’t this on the agenda?

Kids know. They know. Better hope Buffalo Billy doesn’t push you into a well.

This is not a thing. I am not even tall enough to pee in most bathroom sinks.