I can change the state of his failed card swipe to look like it was successful. I show him that shit so he thinks he’s too fucking dumb to properly use an ID card at a card reader. This makes me happy as hell, because I am a petty, petty motherfucker.

When the “open-door policy” is a new change to the bylaws as of 1/1/2018, no, the homeowners did not purchase the properties with that encumbrance in mind.

To Whom It May Concern:

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

P.S. Did you know not one man mentioned #TimesUp or #MeToo during their acceptance speech last night? Something to think about.

Incognito was suspended in 2013 and went unsigned in 2014

I feel like the Democrats running Oprah against Trump would be (a) them learning the exact wrong lesson from 2016 and (b) be even more of an assault on the office of president. Not because of Oprah, she’s fantastic and the world is a better place for her being in it. Rather, because I don’t want to see the Democrats…

Ah, Craigslist...the home of cars with “New breaks!” And “Duel exhaust”.

Ah, never again will we have to endure the patented Triplette “hold up a hand to quell the incredulous protests from players as he’s about to make an egregiously bad call” during a game.

Those posters made me seethe. She might have known. I personally think it’s feasible she didn’t (too high up the food chain) but she wasn’t the abuser and it makes my blood boil when people will find a reason, any reason, to somehow blame women for men’s crimes.

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

This picture was my favorite thing of 2017:

Current Daily: 2011 Suzuki SX4 AWD 6 speed

Ryan “Chino” Atwood, Ben McKenzie. my O.C. game is still strong.

I’m Minnesotan, so I don’t use my horn. I stare at them passive aggressively and talk about them after they leave.

Yes, you’re stupid.

+1 blair walsh.

How lucky the baby of Celina Powell is. She seems nice.

I have such mixed feelings about Pete Souza’ work. On the one hand, these are beautiful, iconic images. On the other the hand, it’s impossibly painful to see them at this exact time. I’m trying to look on the good side, but it’s just painful.