Yes I am..............................With A Little Help From My Friends.

It’s Been A Hard Day’s Knight.

Samer, if it makes you feel any better, I have no idea what @dril is. So it’s dead to me. 

Actual picture of Patrick Redford prepping for this article.

i would settle for no more baby pictures on the face book

Mister “I’m-Too-Fancy-For-Shitty-FastFood” over here

You seem fun

1) who said anything about a shower beer?

Laughing so hard at “dogs playing poker.” I’d like to add:

Meth bugs were my first thought too.

I was a meth user for quite some time and thank GOD I never picked at my face. I know that sounds shallow but man, that screams meth like no other.

This was my exact reaction (I also had a pet snake which bit me once). That is not a snakebite.

I thought the same thing! A snake bite is a puncture would, and that picture shows scratches, like from a thorny or picky plant.

I own a snake (one of my brilliant decisions as a 20 year old)  and she bit me once when she mistook my hand for food and and it did not look like that. It’s not that I am saying she’s a liar, but snakes have two fangs that are hooked and will bite once and rapidly pull back if it is defensive or bite and constrict if…

“It’s a tarp!”

I can speak for this too. I had a set of rain-x wipers and they were literally the worst...Napa’s are way better.

Interesting that the RainX washer fluid is so fucking incredible, but their wipers are such incredible garbage.

This is the first time I’ve actually seen what Meghan Markle’s half-sister looked like. And damn. I knew she was older than Meghan but didn’t realize she was that much older.

You’re taking a fairly accurate rifle and turning it into a very inaccurate bullet hose. Because the action of the bump stock ensures that you don’t have a steady hold on the rifle and makes aiming it difficult.

It was probably serenity for him because that was the moment he was finally free of dealing with an ungrateful nation and got his life back.