I was a political science major, and I have been doing a lot of thinking about what a Jones upset would mean. It’s pretty significant, and requires a fair amount of nuanced thinking. So I apologize in advance if this gets kind of dense and long, but here’s the analysis of someone who studies and thinks about this…

Busting out the monogrammed shit is such a boss move. Oh, would you like a drink? BEHOLD!

All together now:

I do not throw a baseball with my hand; I throw a baseball with my heart.

Canada; The further North you go, the further South you are....

This is a shame because Philadelphia fans are generally such a pleasant lot who just can’t catch a break despite years of loyal and kindhearted devotion to their hometown teams.

Actually you’re wrong, look at the video up top. At 20 seconds in, he is running towards the tunnel, a beer flies by his head (it misses, but it’s what causes him to stop) and THEN he goes over to the fans. He is then hit at 44 seconds in. Either way, your take is trash. You never have the right to throw shit at…

What difference does his salary make? Your take is butt.

Your context is unimportant.

Let’s go easy on the new Jags fans.

The context does not at all excuse fans throwing shit at players. You don’t do that ever, even if a player is “acting like a child.” It seriously amazes me that you or anyone else would think that is ever an ok thing to do at a game.

No, shit got thrown at him as he was headed for the tunnel. That’s what caused him to deviate over to start yelling. Then more shit started getting thrown, leading him to try to climb the wall and go Artest on someone.

Nope, he was walking off when someone threw something at him and that is when he deviated from leaving the field.

I’ll be using my unicorn. Saabs never get stuck anyway so I should be set

Here’s the lights I put in my V70:

My S90 T6 Inscription. Family is doing Christmas in Vegas. Twincharged highway mile missle. The Bowers and Wilkins stereo is kick ass

The NWSL is on year six thank you very much. The Portland Thorns out draws a few premier league teams.

That’s silly. Who’s going to watch hockey in Oklahoma City in 20 years?

Damnit, Al. I’m so pissed about this. ALL OF THIS. He has been a good senator, his staff have been good, his office has been approachable and helpful. He had a policy where if you were a Minnesotan in DC, he held an open breakfast once a week with his staff his constituents could attend and talk about their issues. I…

There should be a special state law that says if you make a delivery guy deliver without tipping him in the middle of a storm, he should legally be able to throw you down the stairs. The higher up you live, the more steps he gets to use.