So essentially, trying is the first step towards failure.

Don’t take this the wrong way Diana, but I’m sick of reading your excellent articles.

Oh, he’s NOT a villain. Well, that cleared that up!

The entire Midwest is the very worst thing to ever happen. LITERALLY.

Madonna, girl, you’re trying too hard.

Sorry, Cam’s actions on Sunday were far less egregious than that fucking commercial Wilson did with Macklemore...

I would like to see cars smash into Volvo. Everyone knows Volvo drivers are never at fault. The safest bunch of drivers ever, no Volvo driver will drive into a stationary wall.

Let’s be honest here: You don’t want to recommend anything interesting or fun to a non-car person. When it breaks, they will blame you. You want something boring, bland, with a reputation for reliability. You want a CPO Camry.

Scrotal Recall III: When Tea-bagging Goes Bad

While in Seattle the two officers, both members of the Special Victims Division, took the victim on a ten-hour long bar crawl.

To be fair, they tried to use Doug’s Land Rover first but the check engine light went on as soon as he pulled out of the driveway.

This is crap. All we are doing is increasing the amount of DUIs. people between 0.05 and 0.1 arent the issue. It’s the idiots who are 0.25. There needs to be much harsher penalties for the people who are clearly well over the limit, like .2 = never drive again.

Yes. This trash can is ironic and cute. Vintage. See how they used rope instead of a metal handle. Oh the WHIMSY. This trash can is for effortlessly beautiful ladies with lofts in Brooklyn.

Dear Blair Walsh,

Maybe so, but she fucking sucks at cartwheels.

Not since Chris Kluwe’s last article on Deadspin has a Vikings kicker received such badly spelled feedback.

Adrian Peterson’s kids wrote similar letters, consoling Walsh for the horrible beating his father would obviously give him.

we all know the end of the boy band lifecycle is a reunion performance on the VMAs for the 20th anniversary smh

The “Danny” of One Direction.

How does one literally take the time to reflect on what they have done the last few years? Cocaine, probably.