Mike Brown: [sees baby eating candy]

This is ridiculous. There’s no way Mike Brown would think that way. Obviously he opposes the Rams moving to Los Angeles because of the increased cost of jet fuel to fly the team to California rather than just to St. Louis.

New England’s divisional playoff game against the Chiefs.

ill preface this comment by saying i was born and raised in Massachusetts (spent 25 yeas in Boston and the South Shore.). This has to be the first time ever that the police have covered up for a black guy.

Well, this will be a black eye on the organization

I’m really glad I don’t have to worry about people detailing out every detail what I wear when I leave the house.

i was surprised he has personal hairdresser.

Reporter: “Lots of Raiders fans will be happy you’re staying.”
Davis: “Where?”
Reporter: “In Oakland”
Davis: “Are we?”
Reporter: “Yes, the vote came in and the Rams and the Chargers plan was approved.”
Davis: “What plan?”
Reporter: “For....the stadium....In LA.”
Davis: “I like turtles.”

Announcer: LET’S HEAR IT FOR YOUR LONDON RAIDERS!!!!!!!!!!

In 15 years, I look forward to explaining to my son why the Rams are leaving Los Angeles.

Brendan: “they said my statement wasn’t consistent”

As toolish as this is, I also feel weird about putting this up to make fun of. I’d rather ignore it. This isn’t Chet Haze. This is some guy whose learning disabled brother was railroaded and sent to life in prison. Maybe his rap is douchey and he’s a douche but I can’t necessarily make fun of the sentiment.

Jason Whitlock is a sexist asshole. Let’s revisit his repugnant opinions on our once-and-forever queen, Serena Williams. From his 2009 hit piece on her:

Violent game where large men maul each other and cause injuries and permanent brain damage - okay.

Seriously. I think the real issue here is that she took her fashion advice from Elsa...

tfw you’re only haphazardly rooting for the seahawks to go to the superbowl so conan will have another video game preview with marshawn and rob gronkowski and you’ll be invited this time to live your dream

um yeah because how else is russell wilson supposed to concentrate when the one thing he cant have is RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF HIS FACE

Glasses Reporter’s “this is bullshit” expressions were one of my favorite things about the series

It never was about deciding guilt. It is about deciding if both of them received a fair trial. Avery’s case was put together by officers that owed him MILLIONS of dollars, hated him, and had wrongfully incarcerated him on purpose before. The kid hardly has shit for brains and yet got forced to confess all kinds of…