Or watching the people flashing their lights so firefighters knew they were there. I thought I was going to be sick.

That the throttle body in my 2004 S60 will fail again....for the 5th time in 18 months, leaving me stranded on the side of 405 at 5pm on a Friday. Ohhhh...wait.

You are my new hero. F that guy!

I sometimes fantasize about pulling up next to them and parallel parking in the gap just so they are aware of what a ridiculous amount of room they left.

HANDY ANDY!!! God, I loved that show.

Me too! Such a beautiful green!

Yes! His forehead looks much bigger so his eyes don’t have that whole piercing thing quite as much.

You’re spot on. For some reason, I omitted the whole jail thing post-mugshot.

Why does he seem less hot than the mugshot? What a cruel twist of fate.

Me either. Unless heavily sedated, there’s no way a Siamese would tolerate a car that well. I almost forgot they were in there at moments. I have never in my life had any cat travel as well as those two. It was incredible.

I’m not totally sure. I was told they were Siamese when I adopted them, but obviously that wasn’t totally accurate. I think maybe a Persian or Burmese mix? They have a lot of the traits of Ragdolls too.

Can confirm, XC90.

Why read it when you can live it?

I almost hope he tries just because the backlash is going to be phenomenal.

Me too! I thought it was hilarious that after threatening to cut funding to Seattle (and other cities, obviously), there is discussion about building a Trump hotel here. Bitch, please. How well do you think that’s going to go over? That sucker will be ripped apart brick by brick and it’s going to be amazing to…

I had absolutely NO idea until it was pointed out here.

It really is spotted!

I think that’s exactly why he’s doing it. He probably feels empowered by the current political climate.

Incidentally, that is almost exactly my take on it too. I recently came into possession of a fur that belonged to my Great Aunt from sometime in 20s. It’s beautiful and I couldn’t possibly throw it out because that’s more disrespectful at this point. And yes, the animal would be dead by now, so I’m going to wear…

Are you trying to make me cry?? :(