OMG. EWWWWWWWW. I feel like he needs more help than his crew is willing to admit.

I’m speechless. That is so messed up.

The pet ownership thing REALLY bothers me. I generally liked them both, but knowing how they are with animals is just awful. I completely agree. I’m thoroughly weirded out.

You’d think with all that money flying around he’d be able to afford a new shirt.

Yes! I just thought I was nuts. Or so beaten down by the day...

God I know. It makes me physically ill.

Does anyone else see Jinger and pronounce it like “ringer” but with a J? I can’t even with their names.

She’s basically The Silence.

I have two years left on my current one and I’m seriously considering a new one so I can make it through the next four years without needing an abortion I won’t be able to get. Sorry, I’m really angry right now.

That was basically the exact argument I had with my insurance company about paying a “sports car” insurance rate on my first Saab.

I love everything about this picture.

Oh my god. I didn’t even think about that. I’m picturing the smug from that South Park episode. Which is perfect since we have a South Park too. :/

I’m 100% confident they’ll claim to have a plan for a permanent homeless encampment RIGHT THERE.

I’m thinking he won for literature due to his clever reworking of “On the Road.”

I can barely muster the enthusiasm to stand for it anymore.

But does the dog also piss on the side of buildings??

This reminds me of an M.C. Escher picture. I struggled to find the correct head. :)

He thought it was “Hairy Pooter.”

I spent entirely too long trying to figure out whose name was painted over.

It definitely made me feel better. I’m right there with you regarding the eyes. The rest of me may look like crap, but my lashes look great! If you decide to do it, I’d love to know what you think!