If you marry a Demi, do you become half the person you were or a demi-god?

Amen. I want off this ride.

Vote Kris. She’s kind of a mastermind, as painful as that is to admit.

I would absolutely vote Kanye for president. Even if he acts like a douche, he’s strong in his convictions. I literally cannot with this current batch of “candidates.”

She really is “common”! What a relief. And here I thought she couldn’t possibly relate to me.

Weekends are probably cool though.

Hahaha. Probably not. ;)

That’s right by my house! I honestly don’t think I could order it with a straight face...maybe after a few Japanese whiskeys...It sounds like it’s just cold noodle soup?

Right? She booked her dog too. Someone knew that. It’s not just first class, either. On whatever plane I flew on, the delta comfort plus upgrade right by the exit door had the same problem. I was completely unaware there wouldn’t be under seat storage.

Oh I bet you’re right!!! I had to stow my purse for the same reason.

I dunno. I’ve lived in Seattle for 3 years and I have yet to have anyone disagree with my stance on Macklemore’s “music.” Although, I’m not exactly hanging out at high schools talking to 15 year olds, so perhaps I’m dealing with the wrong demographic.

Ironically, “American Pie” has made me want to punch him for decades.

I second that.

Oh man...I can’t wait for the reunion cruise! 1D, Bieber, Selena Gomez...2035 is going to ROCK.

They’re envious of the latest Derilicte collection.

Oh good! This will definitely help.

I think what really makes me said is that her voice is rather vanilla, her dress is vanilla, her boyfriend extremely vanilla and yet that STILL isn’t enough to keep douchebags from talking shit about here breasts. She seriously couldn’t be more mundane and somehow, some moron will still find her offensive.

“Meghan Trainor Family Band” is exactly one letter away from being NSFW.

Null and void.

Oh I know! I just watched this last night and couldn’t believe what a bitch she was. And the comments about his shoes matching possible burglaries. She was AWFUL. It stuck with me too. :(