Chris Brown is the crazy person on my bus that I can hear over my headphones.

“In so much pain and so tired” perfectly describes how I feel about the RH series.

Oh I know!! I felt like such a douche, but they really stood out. I think because everything else is FLAWLESS, it was more apparent than it might have normally been. Regardless of the eyebrow situation, she is nothing short of amazing.

Thank you! I thought the same thing. They just look...odd. And I’m not trying to be bitchy, either. She looks amazing, but they just don’t quite work.

I love that respect for human remains trumps respect for living humans.

I think we can safely say any Macklemore this year.

I assumed it meant better dressed than those you are inside of.

The butter made it. Or jelly and butter. Mmmm....

That’s really an excellent point. Involving little kids at something that may seem too advanced is just discouraging for them. I was also an early reader because I was constantly read to, even if it was an “adult” book (not in the creepy way). It’s still something I love. Did you rebuild an engine at 5? Probably not,…

One of the strangest things I’ve observed after moving to Seattle is the prevalence of people using the WRONG ONE. It happens at least 2-3 times a day.

And yet knowing this, you keep playing them! O Holy Night is BAAAD too. I believe I added the Perry Como Greatest Christmas Hits TAPE from my deceased grandfather. No one can touch self-inflicted emotional torture.

I haven’t been able to go home for Christmas in like 3 years, so I bought a shirt from Target that said “Owl Be Home For Christmas,” got completely shit-faced on red wine (multiple bottles), cried that I was all alone and subsequently started Christmas Day passed out in the bathroom. I feel your pain. I have never…

I don’t know much about kids and their developmental stages, but she does seem pretty advanced for a 3 year old. Is that normal?!?!

That’s available in the Williams-Blownoma catalog.

Well now I have to go listen to that song. Closet hipsters, unite!!!

That is absolutely perfect.

Is my hipster showing?

And here I was all proud of my 14,000. You are a legend!

He’s just rubbing it in Wheelchair Jimmy’s face.

A-Mazin Craig.