Protecting the ring with her initials on it from any harm.

You are my hero.

You are my hero.

Predictably, the only thing complex is the title of the magazine.

Which makes total sense. It’s amazing that even generations later, the impact that had.

I totally understand. The only way I know how to cope with tragedy in my friend’s lives is by cooking them something.

Pour one out for the sober homies.

Ah, yes. Because we’re going to pack up my leftovers and ship them.

Oh man. Fuck the Clean Plate Club. It seriously is the cause of my disastrous relationship with food.

Yes!!! It’s the easiest way to tell the professionals from the wanna-bes.

It is called a “track suit.” I can only assume this implies it works just as well on a racetrack as a running track.

All is forgiven just because of that book shelf! I had to go back and look at what he was wearing.

I swear until this thread, I had no idea people called it tonic! I just assumed the universal tonic water was specifically that. The more you know!

Why would you even say that?!?!?

Do they, like, live there??

That’s so vague!!!

I see “aggressively boring” and all I can think of is Russell Wilson.

Yes!!! I love the equal opportunity approach!

Oh man. I never, ever would’ve guessed that.

When you mentioned soccer parties, all I could think of was my sticky, grenadine soaked bev tray thanks to the free refills of Shirley Temples. As long as we’re going down this slippery slope, don’t argue about auto-grats or one-check policies. You are the people that made that a policy. Every time I think about maybe…

I have a vague recollection of seeing that on menus, now that you mention it.