Bob Knight’s favorite motivational tool or Adrian Peterson’s? Too soon??

Definitely eww. And hey-oh all day!

Seriously. His clearly overwhelming sense of compassion towards the elderly isn’t quite what the medical profession needs.

Nutella won’t be the only thing with a nut in it.

I don’t know what I expected. I mean, he says it right there on his instagram: he’s got “a attitude.” Which can easily be fixed to “a asshole.”

Agreed. It’s a deeply twisted Lolita syndrome. It definitely gives me the heebies.

As a former Minnesotan, I approve of this comment. I might also have several suggestions for replacement, some of which may or may not be related to me.

This quacked me up.

I’d take either a Saab 900 (80s-ish version) or Zep 45 ANY DAY. Sadly my Volvo doesn’t smell like either one.

It’s amazing, isn’t it? I’ve never been so incredibly annoyed by someone so beige.

Virtually everything about this story makes me want to pound my head on my desk.

I think it’s by choice. Look at some of the hacks she’s forced to endure what I’m sure is an excruciating period of time with.

I’m eating!!! Or was. Whhhhhyyyyyy?????

When I dip, you dip, we dip - Justin Gilbert

That’s fucking brilliant.

Just wait until she discovers her feet!

Melody Minneapolis. I can’t imagine that would be taken too seriously in writing circles. But I bet the local strip club would love it!

It’s neat that he’s literally an offensive line coach.

I hope Jesus can forgive that hair.

We all know that’s impossible. His name doesn’t start with a “K.” Kyga? Maybe...