“Potato boys” is a description I never knew I needed until this very moment! Bless you, dear child!

he is kind of super religious too (which fine, be religious but keep it to yourself please) and then the whole thing with the cat.

I mean, what’s irresponsible (and what people are mad about) is less the bare fact that you depicted the act of suicide, and more that you depicted the act of suicide as a glamorous, romanticized event and portrayed it as effective revenge against the people “at fault” for her death.

“This response was actually quite surprising to me.”

Teen Suicide: Don’t Do It

Not that it’s reliable bbbuuuttttt Blindgossip has a recent BI about them that said she leaked all of those super specific gay coded details about what he’s doing (facials, working out) and who he’s with (Nick Jonas.) Because she’s pissed the contract wasn’t renewed.

I thought last week we adjudicated the Aaron Rodgers - Olivia Munn story as a beard contract non-renewal. Maybe not.

Selena’s day 2 outfit was super cute IMO:

did lady gaga get a nose job she looks different.

HE’S PUNK NOW ALRIGHT

He’s from a long line of hitchhikers all with bleeding massive thumbs.

I love the bizarre choice of including Noel Fielding. It’s like if Steven Wright became a judge on Chopped. Actually...never mind, that would be amazing.

That’s Richmond. He got scurvy.

why do I kinda love this? Noel Fielding looks like the cybergoth son that this family has chosen to accept 

I don’t know how it happened. I am starting to like Katie Perry. This is the darkest timeline. It’s as if somebody went back in time to change the future and now we’re stuck like this.

Who knew we would literally have to change a Veep golden showers joke because of the real president of the United States of America? It doesn’t get any weirder than that.

this is me, always:

I still think she seems really fucked up. Like she’s a grown woman but comes across as a 12 year old.

That’s actually a good question, and I don’t know.

I heard a story yesterday from a friend whose friend was an assistant to Brittney in the late 2000s and apparently she was on heroine for a bit. There was even an anecdote that people would frequently walk in on her masturbating while high and she just wouldn’t care and keep going. Basically she was super fucked up.