SHARPEN YOUR FUCKING KNIVES! I think that may be the biggest thing that make chopping onions go from an art to risky hacking and sawwing at a pungent stump. I always hit the sharpener before diving in. I probably need better knives.

If you don’t want people to punch you, don’t grab them by the shirt collar and jerk them towards you. If you want them to stop hitting you, let go of the shirt collar.

“I couldn’t control you,”

Because as a culture, we are completely consumed by and obsessed with identity politics to the point that we can’t engage with any kind of art or creative output without taking a full inventory of the racial, gender and sexual make-ups of everyone depicted and everyone involved. I get that representation is…

Just FYI, when I get back to my computer from the bus stop I’m gonna ban everyone who came here to defend this doofus. Thanks.

I’m constantly amazed at the common-knowledge food- and drink-related things that writers for a food & drink site have only just learned.

What’s the deal about those Toyota Hiluxes being so indestructible? Old Fart Top Gear pounded and drowned the hell out of a Hilux and still kept running.  It was one of the most amazing vehicles they ever had on the show.

So you’re saying Land Rover design is defective, Toyota design is not. Gotcha.

Agreed; and aside from smut, it’s how I follow my favorite artist who do said smut. Now they’re scrambling to all the other various sites like HF, Twitter, Newgrounds, Pixiv, FA and it’s just frustrating. And fuck them, but I think they are at least telling the truth about it not being the app (at least, not fully).…

I don’t think Tumblr survives without AC. By banning it, they’re just putting the barrel in their own mouth.

Literally no reason to have a tumblr account other than NSFW content

Same.

I only ever used Tumblr for adult content so I guess I’m never going back.

Celiac disease isn’t an allergy. It also isn’t an “intolerance” whatever that may mean medically but which I’m not familiar with. It is an autoimmune disease that can cause a constellation of symptoms, not all of them related to gastrointestinal discomfort, and some of which only present later in life, i.e. why I was…

You are a jerk!!! I have celiac disease diagnosed from a doctor that sent a scope down my throat and took a sample of the lining of my small intestine and had it tested by a lab!!!! Sometimes it is easier to make people understand by saying gluten allergy then saying celiac disease because most people have no clue…

And there are many who can’t eat gluten for medical reasons who just say “I’m allergic to it” as that’s an explanation people *get*.

There is nothing tragic about this. There is, however, some sort of poetic justice. Clearly, God wanted him dead - isn’t that how it works?

Everything SHOULD be closed - it’s a freaking holiday and people deserve a day off.

This is completely anecdotal, and jokes about British teeth aside...my parents always referred to pre-emptive wisdom teeth removal as a “very American thing to do.” They have theirs in their 60s, I still have mine in my 30s, and there have been no issues for any of us.

This summer, Vin Diesel is Mrs. Dalloway