I am a teacher (High school math, formerly English and History), and I cannot find this amusing. I remember being 9 and getting mad when a teacher was wrong. Germany isn’t landlocked Mrs. Hampton!

It’s on the Delta website. If you’re traveling international, you’re kind of an idiot if you don’t do a little bit of homework. (My bold on the, “Your passport....”)

There were many reviews at the time the play debuted comparing it to fanfiction. I leafed through the script at a bookstore once and the parts I read were really, really terrible, just like crappy fanfiction. If Rowling just had to make more money (even though she must have all the money by now) she could have at…

That’s funny, there was me thinking The Cursed Child was the worst fan-fiction ever written.

I had a four and a half foot tall fir in a tub for twelve years. Once a year I would prune its roots and repot it, a la bonsais. It spent eleven months of the year outside, and was brought in for the month of December.

*laughs in Spanish*

Had to Google “matcha.” Still not certain it’s intended for consumption.

remember folks, if you can’t find something try looking the last place you left it first.

How did I wind up an accomplished 30-year-old woman who found it easier to get drunk and give in to unwanted sex than to walk out of a bad date?

To cover their asses over a potential unwarranted high speed chase; blame the victim, not themselves.

Once Payne and his superior who pushed him are fired and unable to find another job, then I’ll believe in that “goodness of society”.

“Even though I felt zero desire for him, it ultimately seemed less taxing to get drunk and let him have his way with me later that night.

Good on them.

When Mother Nature sweeps her pandemic scythe across the fields of the human race, the remnants of the other species of this world will stand and cheer our demise.

I had a dog for 15 years. It’s like with a partner: if you spend all your free time together, you are grateful for the time off now and then, even if you love each other to bits. Taking into account how stressful traveling is for most animals, it is definitely better for everyone involved to leave a pet at home in the…

We just leave our dog with either Aunt Chuck and Uncle Laura (our dog doesn’t quite ‘get’ the difference between aunts and uncles) or our friends Rebecca and Dave. They all have a dog, themselves, and our lil’ wookie just loves being with either set of friends all week.

This headline is fucking bullshit. He wasn’t forced. He didn’t “chug.” He was a drug smuggler and got caught, then took “sips”, not chugs, all on his own.

Umm... WHAT THE FUCK! SERIOUSLY EAT A SACK OF DICKS! THIS IS YOUR FUCKING JOB IF YOU DON’T WANT TO DO THE PART OF THE JOB THAT INVOLVES ENFORCING THE LAW THEN GO BECOME SOMETHING ELSE LIKE A HITMAN WHERE YOU GET TO SHOOT PEOPLE ALL YOU WANT!

Man this article was poorly researched and written. You should never suddenly believe something to be unequivocally true just because one person/study/etc indicates it is. Just because one doctor thinks high-blood cholesterol levels do not increase chances of heart diseases does not make it true. In fact, it is firmly…

Your calorie "myth" is flat-out wrong, and doesn't even bother proving itself. All you point out is that "foods are different" and that's your argument against "calories are food energy, your body stores excess energy as fat"? Of course a cucumber is different than sugar — even calorically. A pound of milk chocolate…