RBG planned on retiring, but Hilary lost and she hung on in the hopes that President Dumb Fuck J. Drama Queen would be a one-term president.

I’m going to tweet @ her with a link to this post so you can get it, missy 

At my last job, the accounting bitches downstairs refused to use the computer software and of course no one fired them.

*Raises hand* I am not a heavy sleeper. Sleeping alone means less interruption from intrusive elbows, snoring or spouse’s occasional restlessness. Sometimes I sleep on the couch and it is by far the best sleep I get. I notice that spouse spreads out like a starfish when we’re not co-sleeping so I presume that he is…

As a government employee, I cannot tell you HOW MANY TIMES I’ve encountered this same issue with older employees. DISCLAIMER: it’s not their age that’s the problem; it’s the LACK of desire to stay current.

I hadn’t thought about it this way and you are 100% on point. 

I just find it funny how neither Noah or Don knew what it meant but somehow managed to use it correctly and against its intended target (Black women). I’d be slightly more inclined to believe they didn’t know what it meant if they called like, Gwyneth Paltrow a nappy headed ho. Then I’d be like huh I don’t think that…

If I got that kind of love from Ms. Leslie Jones, whew...my damn head would explode. I need to shop for a new backsplash....hell....maybe a whole new kitchen!

Obama was the best president of my lifetime, and it’s not even close. “Change” and “Yes we Can” were pretty successful political slogans, that helped Obama get elected, primarily because they were fairly meaningless slogans that everyone could project their own desires onto, and were especially effective given how…

LMAO the “outdoor wood-burning furnace” does not adequately convey central heating. Did he buy a cabin in the mountains and expect it to be a 4-season house? These people really have no idea about basic living conditions in the climate in which they appear to actually live in. And yes, grass and trees grow and you…

I love my dismiss button and wield it with zest. Fuck you, phony DrEL. I will erase your fuckery every gawd damned time.

“You better relax or you’re going to get it next, I promise you, you will.” Tells you all you need to know. I only have to see that little shot of their entryway to know that mom and dad make more money than all three of those cops combined and they simply see an uppity negro standing at the front door.

BRINY SURPRISE! 

He is/was a miserable dude. The older kids tried to win him over, but I was wiser and never tried. Guess which one of us isn't fucked up today about it?!

“you’re going to get it next”

I totally understand the stomach thing. I loose my appetite when I’m in a large group of people. Doesn’t matter if it’s family and friends or strangers.

In my early 20s I tried to do my first adult Thanksgiving on my own with friends. Spent all day cooking the bird and like 6 sides and a pecan pie. This was around ‘98? so I used the Joy of Cooking for all of it. Then the 2 friends that I’d invited both bailed on me at the last minute (like an hour before they were…

It’s not about the ARREST, it’s about the OPPORTUNITY for a BEAT DOWN.

• “What about your husband?” Like father, like son.....

It’s strange but I’ve never had a problem with eating or going to movies (remember going to movies? In a theater?) by myself. Probably because I didn’t get married until I was thirty five and lived on my own for years, but it was always my “regular” setting. I’m A Reader, so I always had a book with me and never…