Unfortunately, some people respond to sweetness and light with a sort of avid viciousness. Full-on Vandemar-and-Croup style of “there’s something nice and pretty, I’d like to completely destroy it.”

I’LL SAY IT. The bags are ugly. Bye.

I know, right? I mean, who hasn’t joked about lynching black folks? And if you can’t rap about lynching when you’re 14, when can you do it?

You can always count on one person in the comment section to equate anti-black racism with discrimination against white people.

Now Student #2 needs to apologize for her apology. She needs to apologize for “you will never meet a human being with as much unconditional love and kindness in their heart as me,” she needs to apologize for “that was two whole years ago! Racism didn’t exist back then,” but, above all, she needs to apologize for this:

It’s always nice to meet an 80-year-old geezer in a 14-year-old’s body.

Oh, they’re not so very racist.

Who would ever give a tow company a good review?

I'm sorry. I was where you are about 7-8 years ago and it was crazymaking. Does he not want to marry me because he doesn't want to marry, or because he doesn't want me? I assumed that we were both similarly invested in the relationship because why else would we still be together after all these years? In our case, it…

Dear Allen:

Yeah, that book was written by a journalist.

This is definetly a factor, I have met A LOT of people as a BoD member of the SPJA (we host Anime Expo) and even at conventions I go to (completely unrelated to this) where there are a lot of people from around the world and high on their list is always visit Sea World.

BlackFish may have been a big deal in the US but…

I just saw that commercial last night!

I feel like, regardless of the facts, once you’ve reached the point of airing commercials saying “no, we’re not abusing animals!”, you should probably just pack up shop and sell your assets.

several people

There’s your terrible two right there.

I told you guys the hardcore Pentecostals were nuts! On the articles about the Alabama state representative giving his children to a child molester because they were telepathic and shit. Everyone was like, noo, this isn’t christianity as we know it in the U.S., he’s just batshit...yeah, no, this is that religion at…

Aracely must not be that great a prophet if she didn’t see that resurrection wasn’t going to work

Man, I try not to be That Atheist, but this kid literally died because someone had told his family and members of his community a bunch of fairy tales about demons and shit.

My mom cannot keep track of what is going on in a conversation for more than maybe 4 words and she’s not even at the needing a nursing home stage. I know many people think this is between a man and his wife but unless you have dealt with dementia you cannot begin to understand how little the patient may be able to…

Buller said staff members will testify that Henry Rayhons appeared to understand that his wife could no longer consent to sex. “You’ll hear that the defendant said, ‘That is not a problem,’ “ the prosecutor said. “… If he had stayed true to his word, we wouldn’t be here today.”