That, and this:

I have met tons of guys who can't wait to be dads. Which I always found odd. (maybe it is because I tend toward the nerdy guys, I dunno.)

How about this for theory? People are going to be more hesitant to back out of a potentially bad union post-engagement, pre-wedding if they (or their parents or their soon-to-be inlaws) have paid a boatload of money for a 5 karat diamond, a $10,000 dress, and a non-refundable deposit on a pricey venue. They're…

At one point, she asked if he would consider quitting his job to be a stay-at-home father given how much he wanted a baby. "That just wasn't the plan he had in mind," she said.

It says something about my general misanthropy that I'm most upset about the 3 dogs.

take your bipartisan rhetoric somewhere else

please explain how a state "dominated by democrats" has had a Republican-controlled state senate for all but two years of the past few decades

Women: Never ever vote for a Republican.

White people...I love them to death, I'm even married to one, but, bless them.

It does make me angry. People are making ignorant comments about India and proposing boycotts, like we don't have a (worse) problem here. Seriously? It's about as ignorant and hypocritical as saying, "Let's boycott Greenland, because they are racist over there. I'm never going to Greenland because they have police…

I promise you that I would. Not because I was so great, but because this was that bad.

This is why I'm terrified whenever my dog tries to eat food on the sidewalk — because who knows why it's there?

Not trying to go all Internet Tough Guy™ Or nothing, but if I caught my neighbor doing that there would be fucking blood getting shed. My dog ain't just a pet, he's fucking family.

unless you're suggesting that these dogs were being handled by a poisoned steak, I have no idea what this comment is doing here.

"Justice and equality for all"?

It's just the stupid Tomato guy - remember he kept changing screen names and they always had "tomato" in them? I don't even think he believes what he's posting, he's just always trying to get to the top of the comments.

hella mad white dudes in the comments as per usual

As someone who HATES to wear hose for that exact reason, but loves her corsets every now and then, I can tell you that, in my experience, the corset distributes pressure over a much larger surface area and is way less miserable. The waistband of those hose is absolutely vile. Also, hose/leggings/sweatpants or anything…

Try looking for AquaSport brand at Land's End. My friend got a black and white suit from there a little bit ago, it was pretty cute and she swims laps in it. Actually, Most of Land's End one piece swimsuit look like you could swim laps in them. They aren't very low cut and many have broader straps and it looks like…

My fantastic friends helped me make approximately 80 burlap-wrapped invitations. They all came out wonderful and no one fought.