Why on earth would anyone knowingly assume the risk of caring for a baby? It sounds absolutely terrifying.

Last paragraph, Burr not Barr.

Ugh wrong story

I wonder if this means they won’t be moving forward on the rumored movie?

“Bruce and Davina paid Bryan Singer”... think you mean Rick Singer.

So what? Maybe he likes his mom? Maybe she keeps him grounded. I truly think that people who haven’t lost a parent can’t understand how much that experience makes you value the one you have left.

From my own experience, when you have an injured right hand and a strange man wants to show his virility by squeezing it as hard and painfully as he can.

non·plussed

Oops wrong story

Brown people may not speak critically of Israel, full stop. Notably, though, anyone can say whatever about Hamas.

I read the headline and thought she had actually been “sidelined” (removed or demoted from the show). But you are just saying that she got told off? Does that word not mean what I think it means? 

Jelly of your hair game.

That is so charitable.

A reporter from Governing magazine said yesterday on NPR that there is no example in the history of this country of Democrat leadership acting in a similar way. I hope these are the GOP’s death throes.

Lohan didn’t sit this one out because of her high editorial standards.

Kim is still the least interesting to look at.

I’m surprised that engineers at Google don’t have to sign non-compete agreements.

Cool! Another way to widen the gender gap.

This was a wonderful read. Thank you, Kelly! I love your take.

Yeah, this addition totally sucks if you have a shellfish allergy but actually fish sauce in a glaze is delicious! It adds a little extra something. I made a glaze last night with fish sauce and hoisin. It tasted really nice (a little salty extra something).