The issue with things like roast beef is that they don't have any major identifiers that can be reproduced in fleece. If you got someone who printed graphic fabric to do it for you, they could simply print out a giant picture of roast beef and make it into a blanket. With the way I do it, you'd end up with a big pink…

You're accusing me of saying something I never said. I said I'm doing a real campaign for something that's actually of some significance, and said it was hard to think about all this money for potato salad when the labor I'm doing right now, without the equipment I'm trying to earn through GoFundMe, hurts physically.…