the K Wing is the Rob Liefeld of Star Wars fighters.

This is going to be hardest on Bristol, Track, Twig, Smock, Groot, Krunk, Willow, Slider, Stub, Twiddle, Piper, Fluff, Carat, Keg, Snuggle, Bop, Rice and Spoit.

All settlements should come out of police pensions, that would help reduce these murders.

A friend of mine got hit by a car while riding her bicycle. The whacko that ran her over had run a stop sign. Same fucking thing. She jumped out of the car, looked at my bleeding friend and instead of calling 911, started asking Jesus for forgiveness. Not only did she break an innocent woman’s arm, she broke whatever…

I don’t follow the Raiders closely but it feels like Gruden is coaching like the host of a reality show. HIS show. All the players are but talent designed to boost him up and make him more of a hero. Any player who looks too big or challenges him needs to be knocked down a peg. Which seems like a great way to alienate…

The Saints are the closest thing I have to a favorite NFL team. Mostly because I love the city. Their games are fun and most of their fans are fun and, generally, have a sense of humor (recent litigation aside). Their ownership has sucked for a long time, but that’s the rule in the NFL. But Brees has always been a…

This is exactly what I was afraid of after the double-doink happened: Nagy had a scapegoat to distract from his horrible offensive play-calling in the divisional round that necessitated a game-winning FG to begin with, and that he wouldn’t learn anything because he could just blame Parkey. And he hasn’t learned a…

I grew up in Colorado. When FOTF showed up they put a community that once respected or at least ignored each others differences into the center of the culture wars and it got tremendously ugly.  Neighbors learned to hate neighbors, friendships died, bullshit and cruelty became the norm.

dont bring your bible to school - its killed more people than guns could ever hope to.

 It's like knockoff Chris Pratt. 

I used to get really stoked for football, but the last few years I just can’t stand just being home and watching tv on Sundays when I could be out enjoying the fall weather. In the past I’d go on some nice long bike rides, but last year and this year I’ve gotten into cyclocross bike racing, which is super fun off road…

I was lucky that it only once resulted in fully-fucked up glasses, and that was- embarrassingly- as a pseudo-adult and well after my glasses-catching skills were at their height. Dillinger Four show at the old Fireside Bowl. Got bumped, glasses fly, I reach for them... then get hit again. After the song finished, my…

Am I the only one who thinks it’s pretty shitty she was crying instead of allowing her husband to enjoy his victory? The Colts had just won a super bowl a few years before, it’s not like this was their one shot before the window closed...

I know where he is coming from, I got a charlie horse the other day, and despite the pain and my body screaming at me to stop, I kept at it and finished that bucket of chicken.

HI Deadspin.

The residents of this 3 building having, 4 block fucking town screamed and booed at someone who, until that point, seemed to be one of the least booable people in the entire league. The guy that was set up to be hurt by men who were unqualified to build a team around him. It’s a shame and a relief that it came to this.

Nah.  You’re not missing anything.  OP just isn’t as clever as he thinks he is. 

I always liked to think that I wasn’t a “bad” Eagles fan. Now that I’m a father, I found out last season that maybe I was. My son, for whatever reason, quickly learned to recognize football, and would sometimes pay attention as I watched. He was 21 months old, and I had the first Dallas game of the season on the TV.…

Many people are saying he’s the best kicker. You hear it more and more.