A-Wing fuel can’t melt Super Star Destroyer beams!!!
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Okay, but... you understand that the whole movie is about how every single Avenger’s personal flaws led to Thanos’ triumph, right?
Every day for half a semester my roommate bombarded me with really lame, stupid puns. Every fucking day. Finally, in a chemistry class we had together, I told him to shut the fuck up.
“Nobody believed in us.”
Our cows in Minnesota are far too polite to fart.
I hope he gets cancer and it’s a cancer that makes you scream in pain every day , and there’s no cure , and he just keeps screaming , for a year. And his wife leaves him. And there’s a tape of her getting railed by Colin Kaepernick.
One of the biggest tragedies in music is that Joy Division never did a studio version, nor got a clean recording of Ceremony at one of their live shows.
The swift backlash prompted a statement from district spokesman Will Jones, who told the Post the letter, “was the result of a misinterpretation of the information that we received from our immigration firm, and the communication was in no way intended to cause fear for our educators on visas. Our deepest apologies…
I'm actually impressed that Rex Ryan was able to debunk the photo so quickly.
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Whenever a player refuses to be traded, I like to remember the pioneer:
“I know, right?”
No lie. This tortoise-face needs to stick his head back in his shell and fuck off. I despise him as much as the dump. I think it's pretty funny that wifey thought she needed to tell protesters "leave my husband alone" when he should be hanged from the nearest lamppost for his policies and rehensible behavior. He…
Hold up. Since when is titty sucking bad?
Eventually all things merge into one and an oil/gas developing company runs through it. I am haunted by this administration.
Can we talk about the absurdity of unfurling a field-sized flag for a fucking regular-season game? Christ, the NFL has the most toxic brand of patriotism.
You’re a good submissive. Cops love you.
Quit being a spoiled Blackhawks fan.