This criticism has been levied against the esteemed author on many an occasion. It is apparent that, having no other good means of communicating his subversive and edgy takes, he employs the contrived and distracting strikethrough tool like some amateur, cartoonish kinja user.

I recommend not giving notice or quitting, calling in sick at your old job for your first few days at your new job. Once you are satisfied that you are going to want to keep the new job and have used up your sick days, then you give notice. Don't use your vacation days... you have to be paid for those.

Shame on the NFL for letting this scandal Gain such traction. The league has always stood Head and Shoulders above the other sports with it's Fusion of Braun and Cheer. I'm sure this Tide will Crest and a new Era will Dawn. We don't need Mr. Clean in our league; we'll Cheer for any athlete with Flash and a Nice & Easy…

That Mustaine clip was excruciating. Now, here's a few things.

I think Jimmy Page sharing a song with P Diddy for this movie was the biggest travesty of all.

Apparently, Barry is unaware that the metabolites — the byproducts after intoxication wears off — of marijuana are fat-soluble rather than water-soluble. The byproducts of water-soluble drugs such as meth, heroin, cocaine, and alcohol will leave the body very quickly after intoxication, and users can pass a drug test…

Chris Hardwick is horrible

Ass-pained Jezebel slacktivists are - by far - the most entertaining breed of the modern Internet faux-justice police.

LOL rape is hilarious! Let me guess, you attended a shitty college, may or may not have graduated, currently make less than $40,000 per year, and you're obsessed with a 19 yo football player that wouldn't piss on your if you were on fire. DREAM BIG.

To be fair, you can't even walk in Chicago without running into at least a few Poles.

By the way, there's a whole story to be done about kids who grow up with parents who are or were porn stars.

(Hears jamoke)
(Hears shake)

And "pussed out on?!?" Ahahahahaha. You are the fucking WORST. The guy sprains his MCL and you want him to risk the rest of his career for a game? Who are you, Mike Shanahan? Seriously. You need to re-evaluate your life bud. People like you make me ashamed to be a Bears fan. I can take the perpetual disappointment, I…

I lived in Colorado for 25 years and I've never heard of those bullshit cookies. I can only assume that they are eaten exclusively by disgusting, rich white people from Aspen.

Hey, I think Nessler deserved to get dinged for this. Nothing makes someone sound more aloof or disinterested than when he can't even say another person's name correctly, especially if the goal is to honor the other person.

So how many more years will this campaign run for? I mean, is there anyone left who thinks this is anything but an insincere way to attract female fans and increase revenue?

You are reading into this way too much. It's just odd, for lack of a better word, that the person remembering a deceased co-worker said the wrong name.

Stop trying to rationalize your peyote use and just ride the snake, dude.

I don't get all the hatred for Thursday football. A game on Thursday = an NFL game that I get to watch. I'd much rather watch a shitty game (which can be made interesting via gambling or fantasy) on Thursday than have that extra game crammed in to the regular Sunday slate.

Very sad. When I heard that we'd lost a homer, I really hoped it was Hawk Harrelson.