Knowing that I'll never again be flipping through channels on a late Saturday night and find a Big Chuck & Lil' John movie is the very definition of the phrase "You can't go home again."

For an added bonus, this metaphor where grownups who should know well enough to eat vegetables but only eat shit that's bad for them is literally true as well!

Phase 1: Make Serial Serial Podcast
Phase 2:
Phase 3: Profit

Papa John: Hey Peyton, take a look what we're serving up at Papa Johns!
Manning: Dear fucking Lord, what is that?
Papa John: Don't you think this'd help you warm up for the big game?
Manning: Jesus no. I mean, I know I'm a bit of a mook but I'm a professional athlete. Why would I eat this shit? I mean, what the crap are…

But there will be plenty of Ho-Ho's.

Use the sexy to your advantage. This year I'm going as Richard Nixon and the wife is sexy Henry Kissinger.

It's basically a place where the .gifs have gained sentience and taken over.

Yup, that's pretty much exactly what I watch too. And between those channels, maybe 10-15 shows… certainly not enough to actually program even 1 full channel.

**ESPN leaves Johnny Manziel under Jimmy's tree instead**

Especially when the cabal of powerful gay men have a pretty strong alibi. They were actually planning the Kennedy assassination that weekend.

Well, theoretically she probably filmed this show well before meeting said ideal, employed, Jewish man.

I thought the same thing. I suppose it's an issue of audience expectations. People tuning in to see Naked Dating want to see nakedness and got to see nakedness. Everyone happy. People tuning in to see the Super Bowl want to see men giving each other concussions, not nakedness.

MATT45 IS PEOPLE! IT'S PEOPLE!

oh the BDSM lifestyle is very appreciated by a people who worship someone who was whipped repeatedly, nailed by a couple of guys, and ended up very well hung.

No Arianne? Now where am I gonna find sexy, barely clothed women on HBO?

Depends. Where do hors d'oeuvres go?

Agreed, unexplained untappd ratings are unhelpful.

"b…b…b…bird"

Thing is, at this point in the adapation, they don't need to cut anything for the sake of brevity. Hell, they should be adding stuff for the next couple seasons. Anything in the books that's going to add even the slightest bit of intrigue needs desperately to be held onto.

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