He has a natural rhythm to his speech that makes his lines stand out.

He has a natural rhythm to his speech that makes his lines stand out.

Eh, there's a level of accepting the inherent stupidity that comes with liking metal. Few people really take any of it seriously, and those that do likely have deeper mental health issues.

Eh, there's a level of accepting the inherent stupidity that comes with liking metal. Few people really take any of it seriously, and those that do likely have deeper mental health issues.

For the longest time I thought that line was "when angels deserve some pie". Of course angels deserve pie; they're angels.

For the longest time I thought that line was "when angels deserve some pie". Of course angels deserve pie; they're angels.

No kidding. Forging checks? What a monster!

No kidding. Forging checks? What a monster!

People keep mispronouncing the title. It's actually a 19th century fashion show called Gingham Style.

People keep mispronouncing the title. It's actually a 19th century fashion show called Gingham Style.

I dunno, half of what That Metal Show covers was old and dusty when the original Headbanger's Ball was on. Odd to see dudes in their mid-40s waxing nostalgic about UFO and Raven.

I dunno, half of what That Metal Show covers was old and dusty when the original Headbanger's Ball was on. Odd to see dudes in their mid-40s waxing nostalgic about UFO and Raven.

I don't remember Tom Scholz making a song rife with racial and homophobic slurs after the success of Boston's self-titled record. Or for that matter Brad Delp causing a riot in Montreal after cancelling a show when Lou Gramm got torched in a pyro accident leading their opener Foreigner to bail early.

I don't remember Tom Scholz making a song rife with racial and homophobic slurs after the success of Boston's self-titled record. Or for that matter Brad Delp causing a riot in Montreal after cancelling a show when Lou Gramm got torched in a pyro accident leading their opener Foreigner to bail early.

Last week on an African safari I shot my girlfriend in my pajamas. Why she was in my pajamas I can tell you exactly; we just did the nasty.

Last week on an African safari I shot my girlfriend in my pajamas. Why she was in my pajamas I can tell you exactly; we just did the nasty.

The early Melvins w/Matt Lukin of Mudhoney on bass, back when they sounded like a cross between My War-era Black Flag and Celtic Frost was the best.

The early Melvins w/Matt Lukin of Mudhoney on bass, back when they sounded like a cross between My War-era Black Flag and Celtic Frost was the best.

C'mon now, Slayer and Ice-T doing Exploited covers? Only in the 90s, man.

C'mon now, Slayer and Ice-T doing Exploited covers? Only in the 90s, man.