Nü-Skynyrd trucks in a dumbed-down redneck shtick that makes Hee-Haw look like Faulkner.

Nü-Skynyrd trucks in a dumbed-down redneck shtick that makes Hee-Haw look like Faulkner.

Jam band assholes never ruined Skynyrd.

Jam band assholes never ruined Skynyrd.

If more indoor malls had live mother wolves roaming around, they'd start taking market share back from those outdoor shopping experience monstrosities.

If more indoor malls had live mother wolves roaming around, they'd start taking market share back from those outdoor shopping experience monstrosities.

True, but the parallels with Mormonism are really hard to miss. But because of the century-plus it has on Scientology, most of which has been spent trying not to alienate outsiders, some people get a little pissy when the natural comparison comes up, which I think was Jason's point

True, but the parallels with Mormonism are really hard to miss. But because of the century-plus it has on Scientology, most of which has been spent trying not to alienate outsiders, some people get a little pissy when the natural comparison comes up, which I think was Jason's point

They probably make bank touring everywhere else. Meathead rock is huge in Germany at the moment, South America is like stepping into a time machine set for 20 years ago, and everywhere else will take what they can get.

They probably make bank touring everywhere else. Meathead rock is huge in Germany at the moment, South America is like stepping into a time machine set for 20 years ago, and everywhere else will take what they can get.

Fun fact: according to his autobiography Dave kicked a black dude out of Megadeth for lying to him and saying he was Hispanic.

Fun fact: according to his autobiography Dave kicked a black dude out of Megadeth for lying to him and saying he was Hispanic.

I was thinking more of the Xhosa prophetess Nongqawuse whose visions led her entire tribe to slaughter all their crops and cattle, ending in a massive famine and tens of thousands of deaths.

I was thinking more of the Xhosa prophetess Nongqawuse whose visions led her entire tribe to slaughter all their crops and cattle, ending in a massive famine and tens of thousands of deaths.

If Ray Stevens ever had Chris Poland or Marty Freidman playing lead guitar for him, it'd bump him a few notches up the relevance meter.

If Ray Stevens ever had Chris Poland or Marty Freidman playing lead guitar for him, it'd bump him a few notches up the relevance meter.

Get ready to laugh again America! Here comes What's Shakin' w/ Michael J Fox. Tuesdays at 9 on NBC.

Get ready to laugh again America! Here comes What's Shakin' w/ Michael J Fox. Tuesdays at 9 on NBC.

That is money in the bank, so long as David Letterman reprises his pivotal role.

That is money in the bank, so long as David Letterman reprises his pivotal role.