Hey now not everybody has the bright idea to substitute a minor 7 chord in their bog standard ii-V jazz progression. That takes talent.

Hey now not everybody has the bright idea to substitute a minor 7 chord in their bog standard ii-V jazz progression. That takes talent.

I'm drunk, I'm nobody. I'm drunk, I'm famous. I'm drunk, I'm dead.

I'm drunk, I'm nobody. I'm drunk, I'm famous. I'm drunk, I'm dead.

And as the Seminole are a Muskogean people and not Algonquian, they're unfortunately not within Alice's sphere of knowledge

And as the Seminole are a Muskogean people and not Algonquian, they're unfortunately not within Alice's sphere of knowledge

And in sad news Busch Gardens Williamsburg once again rejected my multimedia roller coaster proposal for their upcoming Southern-themed Whistlin' Dixie Pavilion called Ernest Goes To Hell in 4D.

And in sad news Busch Gardens Williamsburg once again rejected my multimedia roller coaster proposal for their upcoming Southern-themed Whistlin' Dixie Pavilion called Ernest Goes To Hell in 4D.

Definitely. Tolliver started out as some looming menace of civilization and big money from back east, but he was supplanted by something much worse. A better, faster, more mendacious merchant class is one thing but extractive industries are far more rapacious, figuratively, and in the case of Wolcott, literally.

Definitely. Tolliver started out as some looming menace of civilization and big money from back east, but he was supplanted by something much worse. A better, faster, more mendacious merchant class is one thing but extractive industries are far more rapacious, figuratively, and in the case of Wolcott, literally.

The best part about MREs, at least the real ones, and not what they sell at outdoor shops and those online survivalist nutjob boutiques, is they come with little bottles of tabasco sauce. When you pour a few of those into a soda bottle with several of the heater packs and some water, and shake it up, it explodes,…

The best part about MREs, at least the real ones, and not what they sell at outdoor shops and those online survivalist nutjob boutiques, is they come with little bottles of tabasco sauce. When you pour a few of those into a soda bottle with several of the heater packs and some water, and shake it up, it explodes,…

Holy shit nobody made a New Yankee Workshop joke yet?

Holy shit nobody made a New Yankee Workshop joke yet?

Followup; why did Beavis as Cornholio never run around espousing Marxist ideology using the concept of Aufhebunghole?

Followup; why did Beavis as Cornholio never run around espousing Marxist ideology using the concept of Aufhebunghole?

It's the journey, not the destination.

It's the journey, not the destination.

"Cow tools."

"Cow tools."