If a man who made a living as "General Hugh G. Rection" can no longer physically bully others, make racial slurs or taunt those because of their sexuality, then I truly wonder what's happened to this country.

I'd imagine that the firmware required for the LTE band switching would be sent out with a Nexus 6-specific OTA, which you wouldn't be able to get with other phones. Your phone would also have to be unlocked and support the correct bands to work.

Decker, Harvin and now Marshall. The Jets haven't had that many mouths to feed since Antonio Cromartie was on the team.

Though I am not a Deadspin writer, but as a guy, that's ok. That sounded like an accurate description of how my bedroom smells.

CARPET?

Oh, but the one's who lack faith are the disturbing ones.

Looks like he's got some decent range on that thing.

HOW IS THAT KNEE ONE POSSIBLE? GET BETTER SHIN GUARDS, MY GOD MAN (note to non hockey players: shin guards do in fact cover your knee).

Early gif party!

Please?

And a tactical turtleneck?

Hayne preferred the "lifestyle" in San Francisco over Detroit

I applaud you for writing this entire, beautiful piece without once mentioning the hair.

That is an impressive mustache. But I don't think it tops A-Rod's beard.

is it weird that my first thought upon seeing this image is that if these two kissed their facial hair wouldn't touch each other?

My life's the same as before, but now I have a huge, bushy mustache on my face.

Lost and Found. Clearly Christian Rock.

My all-time favorite is still Wade Boggs injuring himself "falling off the bed while putting on his cowboy boots." Which, we all know, actually means he hurt himself over-fucking his mistress while drunk.

Wow... I havent seen a Temple that depressed since Bowl Selection Sunday.