this year it's warranted, both are top-15 teams

I know it's not the same thing, but many people experience something similar with cousins and the like. The idea is there.

i hate you

it looked like gronk ddt'ed a guy

you have grossly underestimated, sir/madam

my children now want to know why daddy's laughing

t-shirts need to be made

I have never admitted this to anyone, and no witnessed it but my wife. Shortly after we were married, we bought a house. During the moving process, we had to eat a lot of take out because we didn't have a fridge in the house. Well, one day after a week of eating like college students, we decide it's a good day to…

NO NOT THE CHILDREN… THE TAINT IS SMEARED ACROSS THEIR LITTLE BODIES

Brady has said that a lot of the balls that go to Gronkowski TD's come back a little lighter, because of how hard he spikes them.

...but there are special kicking balls...

you get a star for "men who uses their hands as combs"

i do the same, it's helping clear up my psoriasis

actually, my child is 7, not 7th grade. i'm the kind of asshole who will read this and point out that you do not have full reading comprehension skills. just because something behaves as a noun does not make it a noun. if a pronoun is a noun, it would not have to behave as one, it would be one. just like y as a vowel.…

no, pronouns (1 word, my apparently semi-literate friend) are words that take the place of nouns in a sentence. They are not nouns themselves, hence having their own designations as "pronouns". He, she, they, etc. are stand in's for a person's proper name.

no, it's a word that takes the place a noun. my 7 year old knows the difference...why don't you?

isn't "I" technically a pronoun?

yeah, we don't have gluten free in the south...but when we visit my wife's family in Vermont, it's murder trying to get a "normal" cookie

In my family (rural southern American, descended from local old British families on one side, Irish and Native American [Cherokee, if you're curious] on the other), there are a few superstitions. We were taught not to do laundry or wash dishes on NYD, or we'd "wash someone out of our lives". My mom did it once as an…

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