Both the Emmitt Smith and Robert Evans pieces were just exceptional this week. I can't stop laughing.

I don't do hard boiled eggs, but a friend is taking me to brunch this weekend, and I'm thinking I might try the Scotch Eggs. If I don't like it, at least I'll have sausage.

no, ma'am ketchup and eggs is one of the foulest things i've ever put in my mouth (i tried some unsavory things in college...don't judge me)...IF eggs need a condiment, it is mayonnaise and only when paired with sandwich bread for the most white trash sandwich ever (with or without the fried bologna

that is not cool. nothing about phish is cool.

i wish i could like this a second time

that (the ketchup) is a step too far, madam

Typically, I've always eaten baked beans in the late spring and into summer, actually baked in a pan out of the can/tin and topped with bacon and augmented with onion and/or yellow mustard. In the fall, my family would switch to a chili-style bean, through the winter (if you can call it that in the Southeastern…

I'm sure there's a cultural reason, but why do the Brits eat beans for breakfast?

that is the best story

there is nothing on that list that is remotely attractive or delicious

fried bread is basically deep fried toast, sir. you feel it fattening your soul.

never wanted to be that guy: not apathy, but empathy

Drew, if you need to masturbate to a video, I recommend Kylie. I've never listened to the song, but the video is excellent

Being a Christian and a fan of so much fantasy and the like...I AM OVERJOYED BY THIS!!!! I can't wait to get angry phone calls from my friends because I sent them this story. Also, this is the worst thing I've ever read, and I was spoon-fed Chick Tracts.

isn't WWE Network the WWE Network for fat people?

I haven't had cable in a very long time, but when did Bob Ley grow a quite manly beard?

Can't spell "drunk tank" without UT

The "I miss Schiano" tweets are officially now a thing thanks to this game.

you don't even get a whole sammich for $8? i don't think i should ever eat there

Yeah, I was gonna say, this stuff was used in drink fountains in a lot of restaurants it was like having the caffeine equivalent to a Red Bull with unlimited refills...I'm surprised it never gave me an arrhythmia, given how much I drank