"These men are losers." Douglas blithely commented on his favorite sports blog.

If buttsex is so unnatural, then why is poop dick-shaped?

[Donald Sterling] I'm starting with the man in the mirror. I'm asking him to change his ways.

Hate to be that guy but a batter is "in the hold" not "in the hole" before being on deck. It comes from old shipping language. The inside of the ship, below deck, is called the hold. So a player is in the hold before coming on deck.

It's generally accepted that the guy "in the hole" is warming up there. MLB (and most baseball leagues) only permit the guy who is on deck to be outside of the dugout

What about reading comprehension trolls? Where do they rank?

It's ironic that you want to put him in jail for a long time, yet you have difficulty with long sentences.

You know the Nazis had pieces of flair they made the Jews wear...

You're forgetting another thing he learned from Peanuts, Jeb: that a baseball team should have sub-replacement-level pitching and never win.

I also missed the end of the game with a different type of pressing mudslide.

Breweries actually put a lot into the "body" of the beer, which is a large part of what makes a beer form and hold a head. A good beer will have distinct "lacing" on the sides of the glass as you drink, which is just leftover foam sticking to the glass. Your average Bud Light isn't going to do this. But if you drink…

He's on dialysis. (Seriously.)

In general, people who say they "hate Reggae" seem to mostly hate the facile stereotypes of reggae, but don't really know all that's out there. It's like saying you hate EDM all because you hate Skrillex or Tiesto. If you've given a real listen to the incredible diversity of artists reggae has to offer - not just…

Not shown: Thomas Jefferson knocking up dozens of cheerleaders

Traffic is always getting held up by dicks.

Despite likely being a little off put by the whole thing, surely Lebron can empathize with a poor Decision when he sees one.

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.

Stupid Puerto Rican squirrels.

What's he complaining about? Female fans who signed up to the Jets text messaging service back in '08 felt they got shortchanged.