Starred for “the David Fincher Se7en knife-penis that is coming our way.”

Listening to Minneapolis sports talk this football season was like listening to 8 weeks of “Why Your Team Sucks:Green Bay Packers edition” followed by 8 weeks of “Why your Team Sucks:Minnesota Vikings edition” as read aloud by Vikings fans.

Progressive taxation keeps money moving through the economy.

How does that slip past autocorrect?

0.6%

Title 10/10

Ethics,

Counterpoint: Seeing that chain get snatched made me laugh.

On that note, I’m off to study pornography at length.

“and boasts a “Defcon 1 Nuclear” wing sauce”

He looks like a cheesy wrestler on some awfully named tag-team.

Part of me wants to mail this guy a box of fresh shit.

Next time I’ll save it for a career in talk radio, because if your good at something don’t do it for free?

Maybe un-gray a comment with the phone number available from the mobile platform.

He can probably still get Ted Nugent.

Fuckin’ classy.

jfc.

Betcha Ted Nugent would play the inauguration.

Except that hill on Johnson tho.